Do you get bored with a routine life? Here's some ways to tick people off & make your life more interesting & funny.

Ok first of all I must thank my friend Parker for letting me steal this idea for a blog post.  He's got a pretty sweet blog too!!  Here's a link to his blog, check it out! http://parkerdonat.wordpress.com/ 

Here's a list of ways you can tick people off, and I must say... they are hilarious & i'm pretty sure I will be trying some of them... and sad to say that some of them I have done before.

How to Tick People Off:

1.  Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, & 99 copies.

2.  Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

3.  Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

4.  Practice making fax & modem noises.

5.  Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

6.  Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

7.  Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

8.  Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears & grimacing. (HAHA, I'm going to try this just to get a reaction).

9.  Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, & insist to others that you "like it that way."

11. Staple pages in the middle of the page. (I do this at work, its so funny to see people's reaction).

12. Honk & wave to strangers.

13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, & simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

14. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

15. type only in lowercase.

16. dont use any punctuation either

17. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones & reroute whole streets.  (I want to do this!)

18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.

"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"

"What?"

"Never mind, it's gone now."  (I'm going to do this!)

19. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

20. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.  When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

21. Ask people what gender they are.

22. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

23. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

24. Sing along at the opera.

25. Go to a poetry recital & ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

26. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions & then scribble their answers in a notebook.  Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

27. Steal your friends blogging ideas.  (This one's for Parker)

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